Saturday, July 20, 2024

Bruce Kung Fu Girls aka 'Wu jiao Wa' (1977) - Ti Shih.

Five fabulously fiesty Kung Fu savvy femmes, who work at a Hong Kong fitness club, become dangerously embroiled in the transparently nefarious activities of the 'invisible thief'. Our heroic, high-kicking heroines must rely on their limber minds, dazzling good looks, chi chi outfits, and magnified martial art majesty to bring this sinisterly see-through miscreant to justice! Bruce Kung Fu Girls is a sublimely silly Taiwanese femme fighting gem, undeniably goofy, but packed to the rafters with old school chop socky malarkey! Fleshly fortified with friskily fighting female fists galore, and a hella funky score, Bruce Kung Fu Girls ain't no cheapnis Schlock Socky bore!!! What this kooky Sci-fried Taiwanese fight flick lacks in dramatic smarts is generously compensated by its generosity of attractively perky parts! For the sake of full 'transparency' I must conclude by openly stating that I found the slapstick-slathered birthday party tussle to be the icing on this oestrogen-enriched Kung Fu cake!!!!!!!!!!! geddit!! icing!!?? cake!!!!??? Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's a definite Carry On Chop Socky vibe, and I kinda dug that! Like Dolly Parton, there's some obvious padding, but that's just part of the film's charm!

At least Kung Fu is useful, instead of just waiting around to get married!!!” 



 







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