'Lost Boys : The Thirst' (2010) – Dario Piana.

About to be evicted from his HQ, grizzled, water pistol-packing destroyer of the Undead Edgar Frog (Corey Feldman) reluctantly stakes up the case of a kidnapped young man, spirited away by the murderous minions of dastardly DJ vampire X (Seb Castang). The triumphantly surly Feldman gruffly steals the show as the Quip-tastically Vamp slaughtering curmudgeon Edgar Frog in mostly righteous,blackly funny 'Lost Boys : The Thirst'. The original Lost Boys is an immortal horror classic, and I sincerely believe that Feldman's ironical persona, and his drily sardonic slayage is greatly deserving of a movie cult in of itself! While lacking the more grisly, exploitative elements of 'Lost Boys: The Tribe, 'Lost Boys : The Thirst' nonetheless remains a tasty, plasma-packed party for fangs of this terrifically toothsome terror triptych. Frog's spunky sidekick Zoe (Casey B. Dolan) was a lively addition, and these haemoglobin hijacking shenanigans concluded with a fun, surprisingly credible twist!

“This turns holy water into holy slaughter!!!!!!!!”