Friday, July 24, 2026

 Bad Girls from Mars (1990) Fred Olen Ray.

'There's no room on mars for limp dicks!'


Fred Olen Ray's smuttily satirical sci-schlock gem Bad Girls from Mars benefits greatly from the lively comedic contributions of notable B-Movie stalwarts Brinke Stevens and Jay Richardson. Buxom leading ladies are coming to a sticky end, who is this mysterious slayer, and why single out, only the most voluptuous of triumphantly top-heavy Thespians? Will the glamorous replacement Emmanuelle slag-tits (Edy Williams) suffer the very same cruel fate? Hey!!! As long as the director keeps popping tops like celebratory Champagne corks at Paris Hilton's funeral, I could care less. While the comedic elements are about as subtle as the finale at a monster truck rally, you DO get to joyfully boggle at an especially bouncing bevvy of blissfully boffable B-Movie babes! If you regard Bad Girls from Mars as a Giallo, it pretty much blows a Donkey's ass, but appreciated as a thinly veiled excuse to farce about, taking cheap shots at B-Movie lore, with pleasingly frequent displays of pulchritudinous T&A, it rocks most righteously, dude!








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