Takin' it all off! (1987) - Ed Hansen.

This spicy strip-tease comedy features the pulverisingly pulchritudinous presence of Kitten Natividad, and a bawdy text by Grindhouse legend George 'Buck' Flowers, thereby endowing soft core skin-flick Takin' it all off with some bona fide Drive-In kudos. With such audacious levels of full-frontal nudity, one can readily overlook the dearth of brainiac subtext. The 'plot', if one might dare call it that, concerns our lissome lovelies attempting to put on a racy burlesque show, in order to raise enough geld to prevent the studio being shut down by sleazy financier (John Alderman); which happily provides for a teasingly arbitrary series of suggestive jiggling about in our horny heroines uncommonly fetching birthday suits.

Takin' it all off! Is a splendidly smutty 80s hootenanny replete with plentiful hooters, and hypnotised hotties, with mammothly mammaried Russ Meyer muse Natividad providing for some truly eye-popping displays of voluptuous erotica. As drama it's pretty arid, but appreciated as a generously juicy slice of cheesecake, it is satisfyingly slathered with creamy fleshly goodness, and some of the colourful backstage banter is pretty funny. If y'all righteously dig on titties, especially big ol' titties, Takin' it all off! Certainly lives up to the perky promise of its bouncy title. Betty Bigones (Natividad) remains the greatest practical effect I have ever seen, and I was hugely saddened to discover that the maddeningly ear-worming theme song is currently unavailable as a mobile ring tone??!!!!