'Bloody Birthday' (1981) -  Ed Hunt.

On June 9, 1970, in the somnolent, sun-steeped Californian suburb of Meadowvale, under the pitiless raven gaze of a total solar eclipse, three especially gifted children were born...and just ten years later, these psycho-headed, pistol-packing poppets would unleash a sickening swathe of sinisterly slashing savagery the beleaguered inhabitants of Meadowvale would never, ever forget! At ten years old Jason Voorhees was still mewling behind his momma's apron strings, before their 10th birthday, the town-terrorizing triumvirate of petite skull-smashin' blonde, Debbie (Elizabeth Hoy), skin-crawlingly creepy, Curtis, (Billy Jacoby) and serial slasher, Steven (Andy Freeman) had already begun their sickening slaughter of the local nubiles that would give Ted Bundy an even greater inferiority complex!

Director Ed Hunt's genuinely nightmarish creep-fest 'Birthday Party' is a sinfully celebratory, eye-popping, peephole-peeping, perfectly perverse, pint-sized slasher classic that can punch way above its weight! This year you won't need to consult your 'horror-scope', since you are ALL destined to meet an exceptionally small, dark-minded misfit who will blow your minds...all over the living-room wall! - 'Behind the bouncing golden curls, some pretty little girls are more slice n' dice than sugar and spice!'

 

 

'Call me four eyes and you dies!!!'

'What do I stick through here again?'

'I am not famous!'

'This is about as close to 'aghast' as I can get on your cheap-ass dime!'

'It aint the size of the guy holding the gun but the size of the bullet  ya got ta worry about, fizzle-chest!

'I never liked sports until I made up closet archery!' 

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