‘Eat Locals’ (2019) – Jason Flemyng.

Talented actor turned promising director Jason Flemyng's titillatingly tasty vampire slapstick splatter reminded me of simpler times when horror movies just used to be kinda' fun! ‘Eat Locals’ is gloriously silly, self-aware nonsense and is most certainly all the better for it. Its delightfully rustic location, swift, friendly service and simple, organic fare engenders a truly delightful dining ambiance that actively encourages a return visit; bring the whole family for a bloody good time! Opening hours are strictly from Dusk 'Till Dawn!

'John Rambo to return in 2055!'