Saturday, February 13, 2021

 ‘Mindhunters’ (2004) – Renny Harlin.



Val Kilmer’s terrible experience on ‘The Island of Dr. Moreau’ obviously affected him deeper than previously thought, since he recreates his very own booby-trapped island of exquisitely tailored terrors for his neophyte F.B.I. profilers in 'Mindhunters'. This post-Seven, darkly-stylized, Scooby Doo splatter-fest is way more entertaining than it has any right to be, only if you can initially get past how much of a Paul Rudd Lookie-likie actor Eion Bailey is! And slow-motion underwater gunfights quite unpredictably rock harder than I had previously imagined! 

While I wouldn’t usually dwell upon such base matters, but since I have recently been reliably informed that there are those that fetishized Christian Slater’s bottom I feel it is wholly incumbent upon me to remark upon the naked truth that Renny Harlin's ‘Mindhunters’ contains an especially appealing tease of his delightfully exposed rear aspect!!  


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