Saturday, April 3, 2021

'Fugitive Girls' aka 'Five Loose Women' (1974) - A.C. Steven.  

In the brief action-packed, babe-stuffed pre-title sequence the fortunate B-Movie boggler enjoys the grungy distractions of plentiful T&A, and a bungled heist. To her enormous chagrin, our hump-able hippie heroine, the delectably delicious brunette, Dee (Margie Lanier)finds herself cruelly banged up in a skeezey backwoods chockey. Dee hooks up with a bellicose gang of potty-mouthed skeezers that are plannin' to bust outta' jail and become... 'Fugitive Girls'!

 

Runnin' Hot on the lam, these hysterically hell-raising Hell-cats are hot-headed by lusciously leggy, short-haired, ice-cool blond rug-munchin', bicycle chain swingin', skull krushin' Kat (Talie Cochrane) and these vulpine, orgasmically orientated outlaws certainly 'ain't afraid of bustin' up longhairs on the way! Hell!!! Everyone is fair game on their bloody hippie hating exodus to locate the generous secret stash of their ill-gotten scratch! There's rarely a dull moment in Trash icon, Ed. Wood Jr's audaciously permissive screenplay, where anything goes, and frequently goes further than moist, baby!

While these beautifully misbegotten cooze were born to lose, watchin' their feline antics sure 'ain't no sinless PG-rated snooze! So don't be no uptight stooge, 'Fugitive Girls' is one out-of-sight celluloid cat fight that'll make all the B-Movie lovin' brother's & sisters sinfully splooge! Don't be no rube, take a death-trip with these villainous vixens who are never less than crude!' Right on!





 

 










 


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