'Microwave Massacre' (1983) – Wayne Berwick. 

No Guts! No Gory!!! 'Microwave Massacre is a luridly low budget, triumphantly tasteless treat that is guaranteed to upset your finer sensibilities!!! It is a heroically half-baked 'TV Sinner' that you won't want to skip! The 'Microwave Massacre' remains one sardonically slathered 'Boil-in-the-mad', foul-mouthed fear-feast that is twice as 'rice' as the Texan chainsaw variety! And is 'egg-bound' to have your terror-soaked taste-buds screaming for gore!!! Hey!! It's ALL about that queasy livin', and all it takes is one quick 'cook' and you're ALL done, dude!