'Timecop (1994) & Bloodsport' (1988)

This is one of my more beloved B-Movie Blu-ray bonanzas! It's a delirious 'Double-Impact', kick-boxing calamity with deliciously handsome,'street fighting', bad guy 'Breakin'' ex-body popper, and future heroic head-knocker JCVD in his hybridic, super fly sci-fi romp 'Time Cop' along with genre-inspiring, icon-making, Kumite krashing, sweaty slow-mo savouring 'Bloodsport'. But it's only a matter of time before the man and his 'Universal Soldiers' make this delirious Double-Team' a 'Hard Target', as all this adrenaline-slaked excitement for less than a 'Pound of Flesh' is almost criminal!!!! Put out a 'Death Warrant' on Boredom! Forget all the 'Expendable' action movie 'Knock Off's'!!!!! Let martial arts movie mediocrity go 'A.W.O.L', and in case of 'Sudden Death' make sure you watch this crimson-caked collection today! 

Why pay a sinister 'Replicant' when an honest 'Cyborg' works for free???!!!! Keep your 'Enemies Closer', and this bodaciously hard-bodies JCVD Blu even closer, dude!!!!Now that you have been schooled, there's 'Nowhere to Run' but straight to the video store to rent some classic leg-splitting JCVD, let I assure you it shall be a most worthy 'Quest'. I shall always be a steadfastly loyal, 'Hard Corps' JCVD fan 'Until Death', so heed my earnest plea before your JCVD-less evening is terminally 'Derailed'. Sinful Seagal was ALWAYS 'Second in Command' compared to the muscular martial arts monarch from la belle Brussels!! And to my eternal chop socky shame, I was quite literally 'In Hell' before I first saw 'No Retreat, No Surrender!' Dear Jean-Claude Van Damme I am ever so Chong Li at night, since I only have dreamy 'Dragon Eyes' for thee, my perfectly formed, raven-hued 'Black Eagle! With hero Kurt Sloane you are NEVER alone! Amen!