'Devil's Playground' (2010) – Mark McQueen.

There's only one diamond 'ard bloke that is grisly geezer enough to terror-twot the zombies in 'Devil's Playground, and that's Danny 'The Zombie Twatter' Dyer! Yet another blindin' British horror nightmare that has ignominiously slipped through the capricious celluloid cracks of horror fandom! Come on, son!!??? Dreamboat Dyer is a legit horror cult hero, and he gets nish all respect, mayte! Gore-blimey, geeze!!! alongside the proper dapper, skull-mashing, bird-smashin' Dyer, you have muck-mouthed, mutton-faced maniac Craig Fairbrass tearing precipitously through these crusty zombie R-soles like a sketchy curry!!! It's a right tasty B-Movie Brit-banger, bruv!!!! 'In this infernal 'Devil's Playground' only proper wrong-uns survive, mayte!