Saturday, August 14, 2021

 'The Blob' (1988) – Chuck Russell.

Some preternaturally grisly space gloop, plummeted nightmarishly swiftly from the blackened night sky, a hellish, frightfully faceless extra terrestrial, a planet-eating, uncommonly voracious, shapeless terror with absolute evil on its amorphously menacing mind! This sadistic slurry will very soon turn the whole town into super-septic curry! And you're gonna lose more than your cool when y'all have the gross misfortune to meet this caustic alien ooze! 'The Blob' will calamitously corrode your sanity, vanquish your vanity, and demonically deliquesce your trembling tibias into a perfidiously purple jelly! Before you can scream, this grievous galactic gunk shall diabolically dissolve your remaining resolve, melting your suppurating spine into bloody slime, and reducing your shivering skull plates into bubbling clots of toxic goo! Chunk-blowing maestro Chuck Russell's gruesomely gelatinous gore-fest is a viscously vicious Van Allen Melter of an majestically maniacal matter smelting 80s splatter movie!


















 


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