Wednesday, September 8, 2021

 'Silent Rage' (1982) - Michael Miller.

Barking mad protector of grandfather tree, the eternal keeper of the saintly 'stach, and Stoic destroyer of cybernetic sin! This nimble Ninja Dillinger Norris is the holy moly, teeth-trashin' trinity of atomic-level skell-kickin'! Mythic Atlantis sunk before his fiesty fistful of street fightin' funk! The Berlin wall fell under his martial arts spell, And malevolent Mount Helena don't dare erupt on Norris's watch, cuz he eats boiling lava for breakfast and drinks earthshakes for kicks! This roundhousin' king of kool knows how to karate hearty, made Zeus drop a deuce, punched a black hole in the North Pole, slapped the sinister stink of a rabid skink, scared the devil a new soul, broke Seagal's hair with an ice-cold stare, gave John Carpenter something to put in The Fog, gifted a sassy Swatch to a lonesome Sasquatch, and won't suffer some kung-fools junky jibber-jabber lightly!!! And toothsome, watery terrorist 'Jaws' took a dive just to avoid Norris's apocalyptic fightin' paws! 'Silent Rage' is one of sensei Norris's most demonstrative VHS-era knock-out wins!



 


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