'The Blob' (1988) – Chuck Russell.

Some preternaturally severe, galactically grisly space gloop, plummeted with nightmarish alacrity from the blackened night sky, a truly hellish, frightfully faceless, villainously planet-eating, hominid-hating, uncommonly voracious, maddeningly shapeless, blood-feeding booger with absolute extraterrestrial evil on its amorphously menacing mega-mind! 

This sadistic slurry will very soon turn the whole terrorized town into super-septic curry! And you're gonna lose more than your cool when y'all have the gross misfortune to meet this ceaselessly caustic alien ooze! As 'The Blob' will calamitously corrode your sanity, vanquish your vanity, and demonically deliquesce your trembling tibias into a perfidiously purple jelly! Before you can scream, this grievous pan-galactic gunk shall diabolically dissolve your remaining resolve, melting your suppurating spine into bloody slime, thereby crudely reducing your shivering skull plates into bubbling clots of terminally-toxic goo! Chunk-blowing maestro Chuck Russell's gruesomely gelatinous gore-fest is a viscously vicious Van Allen Melter of an majestically maniacal matter smelting 80s splatter movie!