Wednesday, January 26, 2022

'Django Kill' (1967) -Giulio Questi.

Revenge is diabolical dish best served with an extra gruesome garnish of blood-red spaghetti sauce!!! While blue-eyed bandit Franco Nero sho' 'aint no zero, Tomas Milian's demoniacal Django is one cool beans, death-dodging, bandit-blasting, dead-eyed desperado, grimly unearthed from the glacial grave to murderously misbehave on his splatter-happy quest for his stolen gold! Master moviemaker Giulio Questi's 'Django Kill retains its whiskey warped, peyote-drenched, western weirdness, generously packed with more sinful splatter than Leatherface's lurid Lunch box! This wickedly wayward, bad mojo-makin', gold-digging, gallows swingin' Wild Bunch of rattlesnake rotten rapscallions won't know what phooken hit 'em when dusty diabolist Django proceeds to get hyperbolically ill on Boot Hill, coz they'll be bloody hell to pay if any flat-headed fool tries to get in the way of Django's surrealistically Satanic slay!!! 

Tougher than a Teflon Taco! More terminally toxic than a tarantula's tits!! Slicker than a fresh bullet hole! Meaner than Madonna's misbegotten manhole! Spikier than a cactus canapé! Crazier than a cucumber cuddling cat!! Grittier than a sackful of refried spleens! This single-minded savage, six-gun saviour riotously returns from the iniquitous pit of death to gruesomely right an egregious wrong! Tomas Milian's dustily delicious, terror-tanned, doom-bringing Django is deadlier a dish dosed with dysenteric Dingo dung!!! This tousle haired, waistcoat-wearing, badlands born, messianic Mexican murder misfit is arguably one of Spaghetti Westerns most fearfully revenging protagonists! Hey!!?? If ya' wanna see how the west was won...watch 'How the West Was Won!', but if y'all wanna get your glissy guts kicked out by one of the snakiest, heroically hyped-up, hate-fuelled hombre's this side of hades, Giulio Questi's dangerously demented, rabidly wrong-headed western 'Django Kill' deliriously delivers batso-loco levels of orgiastic celluloid carnage, and bullet-shredded overkill!



'When the devil booted Django out of hell to get his bloody revenge...pray god grants you a quick death, coz Django won't!!!!'

 

 

 




















 

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