Saturday, April 2, 2022

 'Creature' (2010) – Fred M. Andrews.

A close-knit group of friends fatefully take a wrong turn deep in the sweltering, alligator-infested swamps of the myth-sodden bayou, ostensibly looking for a boozy bacchanal on Bourbon street they instead find bloody annihilation at the grotesquely mutated claws of some horrifically outsized blood-mad behemoth; half-muscleman, half-agitated gator and ALL pi$*d off!!!! Director Fred M. Andrews luridly delivers the splatter that matters in his gore-ious throwback creature feature with likeable performances, giddily gruesome practical FX, a bodacious-looking monster, another deliciously zesty turn from beloved horror icon Sid Haig, and a darkly sardonic Tobe Hooper vibe sizzles sinisterly throughout, so, what's not to like? 'Creature' is a bravura, B-Movie bloodbath with enough glistering gore to flood the Atchafalaya Basin!!

'Creature' makes 'Hatchet' look like a toothpick!' - Goosey Lucy / Buxom Bloodfiends.

'One of the bloodiest old school, gut-splattered creature features since 'Feast', the monster mayhem and plentiful gore runs thicker than Bourbon Milk Punch!' - Tor Bronson / 'The Heroic Blood Shed'

'...Forget the dusty ol' House of Usher' see The House that Grimley built and phooken DIE GRIMLY!!!!!' - Weirdlingwolf / Dirty Kunst Video.

Jibber-jabberingly Jawsome bayou bloodbath, dude!!!' - TerrorTampon / Videovixxxens.


 






















 

 

 

 

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