'Bone Eater' (2007) – Jim Wynorski.

While my initial reservations about this undeniably cheap-o, native American folklore inspired B-Horror proved entirely justified, as this somewhat skeletal tale concerning the wrathful warpath of an injudiciously reawakened, 15 ft tall, bone decimating skeleton is almost catastrophically undone by the truly egregious-looking CGI Bone Eater itself, but, happily, all is not yet lost, as the reigning scion of scintillating celluloid schlock, Jim Wynorski's amiably bone-headed creature feature is robustly bound together by the considerably more dramatic connective tissue of an undeniably groovy cast, these notable genre favourites adding much needed meat on dem pixelated B-Movie bones; Gil Gerard, Walter Koenig, and Bruce Boxlietner ably providing the weighty dramatic ballast that amusingly keeps Wynorski's porous folk horror afloat right until the gallopingly absurd climax!!!

'Towering Trash titan, Jim Wynorski certainly Boxlietner's clever with his rib ticklingly ridiculous CGI creature feature, 'Bone Eater'. - Philomena Fellatio / Salon Titty.

'This petrified B-Movie boner is more of a grower than a shower, dude!' - Finneas Flange the Ferociously Fapping Fink.