'The Hunger' (1983) - Tony Scott.

I have but one burning desire, after I expire, I wanna return as a sexy European vampire! I'd sooner drink salty blood than eat wormy mud! Grievously pale, yet remarkably hale, Catherine Deneuve's illicit desires dazzlingly eroticize this macabre bloodsucker's tale. Abhor daylight, never watched Twilight, Hollywood prettified my wicked lifestyle into Fright Night! Pristine bicuspids sharper than daggers, one of the underworld's more reprehensible shaggers, my atrophied muscles, nightly revivified by your bloody corpuscles! 

While my coffin's frostbitten musty, I'm forever lusty, penetrate your carotid artery, draining all your dark liquids wholeheartedly! No need to procreate, your warm pink flesh I desecrate, exhume corpses to copulate, your rotten sex moorish like monosodium glutamate! My strange vampire virility aroused by your colourful lividity, bit off your titty, felt no pity, my heart's sicker than the bowels of this city!