'The Ultimate Ninja' (1986) - Godfrey Ho.

The mercurial martial arts mix-master, Godfrey Ho strikes again with 'The Ultimate Ninja'! No edit suites are safe from his rabid Cut N' Paste, deliriously discombobulating over-adrenalized beatdown antics! Enigma-lite protagonists get bellicose busy in their neon-garish, K-Mart natty, Ninja fighting jimmy-jams! Booze-hounds and terminal insomniacs rejoice as the Rev. Godfrey hath spoken, and his word is law, NINJA LAW!!! A garishly disordered, hypnotically crazy, Topsy-turvy Martial arts multiverse whereby continuity, linear plotting and quality acting make uncommonly poor bedfellows! The infamous Godfrey Ho ‘Mondo-movie method’ eschews such outmoded, reactionary thinking! 'The Ultimate Ninja' is a lurid exercise in hyperbolic absurdity, wherein any lumpen, slow-slaying Kung-fool can decimate hordes of husky hoodlums, his pugilistic prowess boosted by the prodigiously mystical properties of a chichi Ninja headband! All manner of deliriously disparate narratives conjoin calamitously in a blissfully hysterical cinematic hodgepodge of uniquely mental martial artistry, eye-bogglingly bonkers badinage, and non-stop Ninja nut-jobbery!...GODFREY HO, I SALUTE THEE!!!