Monday, July 3, 2023

'Velvet Revolution' (2005) - Oleg Stepchenko.

 

Well, I finally did it!!! I caught up with, Oleg Stepchenko's legendary gonzo, globe-trotting actioner 'Velvet Revolution' (2005)!!! After the predictably mumblefuk, Michael Madsen intro we are balls deep into propah brillo, unleavened maverick cop mentalism! Aye! the action cognoscenti got this one right on the busted nose!!! The goofy test and egregious dubbing is delicious next-level Gorgonzola!!! But, to be fair, foofy-haired do-right cop, Aleksei Kravchenko has some undeniably distracting stumble-bum charm, proving to be quite the dishevelled action Don!!!The homoerotic quotient is pretty savoury! One semi-clad rube, somewhat covetously, draws attention to another fellow's penis in the shower, to whit: 'Hey!!! You got a licence for that weapon!!' Larks!? I thought I'd shat!


 

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