Tuesday, January 9, 2024

Ode to 'Last House on The Left' (1972) 

'Don't care to impress, I got you under duress, forced to undress, copying David Hess, carving up ur chest, making a mortal mess of ur Sunday best! Prissy Miss!!! I'll make you go pissssssssssssss!!!! fuck up your TikTok! Eat your bloody ass meat offa breeze block! Stiff cock! Ad hoc!!! semen stains your best frock! Hawkwind's Dave Brock! Slain by a flintlock! Choke out your Abercrombie beau witha deathlock!!!!!!!'


 

 


 

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