'Woods of Terror' (2009) – Jason Impey.

'Woods of Terror' proved to be gloriously unrefined S.O.V gold, mate! Nano-budget Brit-anthology 'horror' sluggishly delivers DeMille-sized schlock!!!! This winningly brief, Ed Wood-tastic terror trifle finds 3 absurdly dislocated tales of bum-watering horror, inexpertly told in hilariously rudimentary slasher 'Woods of Terror. If you consider yourself some kind of S.O.V connoisseur, and y'all haven't seen this, fun yourself to your last breath with an elephantine bum thistle! While lacking any real gore and undone by an equally garish absence of T & A, I still enjoyed the deep seeping cheapnis of it all, and the 'epic' sword fight is propah hilarious, check the shonkey Foley!!!! (The gnarly bit when the goofy ginger nut got lamped woz legit ace!)