Tuesday, February 13, 2024

'Teeth' (2007) – Mitchell Lichtenstein.

Teeth remains a gripping cautionary tale about the lurking dangers of teenage sexual promiscuity. Smart, shocking, and deliciously voyeuristic, Mitchell Lichtenstein's tantalizingly twisted, sinisterly satirical indie horror gem is honed to an excruciatingly serrated edge, Teeth is properly dental, mate!

'She bit off more than he could screw!'

'Crotch what you eat!'

'Love bites!'

'Open wide and say...AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!'

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