Saturday, July 13, 2024

'Black Rose' (1983) aka Hei mei gui – Ming Chin.

This terrifically energetic, excitingly fight-packed Taiwanese martial arts master-blaster kicks into higher gear following the reading of a will, whereupon all manner of martial arts madness breaks loose as evilly duplicitous family members search for the keys to the safe! Blazing action, banging choons, crazy stunts and a memorably mental Kung Fu clotted climax make this Black Rose one especially sweet smelling Kung Fu classic!! Loads of goodly gonzo stuff going on here, Kidnappings, a far from stealthy Ninja, torture, filthy femme fatales, arbitrary speedboat racing, a sleazy fat necrophile, motocross madness, and bizarrely enigmatic repetitions of “3rd Ant!!!” “3rd Ant!!!”“3rd Ant!!!” keeps things pretty phooken lively. I have to say, the beautiful Hsiao-Fen lu is utterly wonderful as fiesty Kung Fu heroine Elaine!!!

 They've murdered 3rd Ant, and her key is gone?????!!!!”

 






 



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