McVickar (1980) – Tom Clegg.

'Steely Shotgun thief John McVickar had a deadly, double-barrelled willy that sent all them dishy Dolly Birds giddy! Banged up inside the nick, he propah drove them screws crazy, never lazy, not one to shirk, McVickar put that monster tool to work, punched an f'n hole in the shower-room wall, took off for the smoke, and 'ad 'imself an f'n ball!!!!'