Force of Execution (2013) – Keoni Waxman.

I still maintain that Seagal is far more authentic when portraying ruthless villains than ruthless heroes, and Keoni Waxman's gritty gangbanger Force of Action finds Steven 'thunder thighs' Seagal in stone-cold gangster mode as Karate chopping kingpin Mr. Alexander. Force of Execution concerns a bloody turf war, a prodigious willie waggling context betwixt glacial Ice Man (Ving Rhames) and Mr. Alexander (Steven Seagal), no prizes given for guessing who has the biggest! The energized action scenes are remarkably compelling, proving more acrobatic than expected, crippled shadow warrior (Bren Foster) ably executes an exhilarating array of truly blistering combat moves. Keoni Waxman's explosively violent actioner Force of Execution caught me wholly by surprise, with strong performances, bravura action, suitably salty B-Movie badinage, and beloved DTV legend Danny Trejo's chef/Scorpion wrangling Aztec shaman being a genuine highlight!

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