Hot Nights on Campus (1966) – Tony Orlando.

Hyperbolic blather introduces this seamy monochromatic hotbed of extrovert, boozily licentious coed shenanigans, wherein a naïve, distractingly voluptuous Indiana blonde (Gigi Darlene)distressingly discovers that her zealous experimentation with promiscuity is not without risk. The relentlessly pedantic narration and near-constant lounge jazz score becomes wearing, they needed to ixnay the dreary chat, mix it up with some burning fuzz guitar nuggets, and flash more of the gash, baby! The more avid connoisseurs of dingy 60s smut, arguably the perverted to whom Hot Nights on Campus so ardently preaches, might dig on this the most, but the dearth of weird digressions ultimately proved disappointing. In truth, I found it all a tad fatuous, strongly suggesting to me that 'Tony Orlando' is, perhaps, another one of Andy Warhol's flaccid factory acolytes. In the film's great, GREAT favour, the juicily pneumatic blonde provides some exquisitely LOVELY eye candy, like, instant diabetes! Many of her equally scrumptious co-starlets thrillingly favour big knickers, and fearless foot freaks may appreciate the plentiful footage of permissive hotties coquettishly exposing their grubby-soled tootsies! Num-nums!!!!