CB Hustlers (1976) – Stu Segall.

Pussy hungry truckers excitedly twiddle their tiny knobs as they illicitly procure themselves some pristine roadside beaver in affable lo-fi 70s sex romp CB Hustlers. Seasoned smut-seekers are more apt to appreciate the voluptuous antics of these lustful, short-panted hotties, and their heroically hot-rodding, Joystick jumpin' jackanapes! It would be unkind broadcasting the inadequacies of the unlovely text, so I will focus upon CB Hustlers more meritorious points, namely the altogether divine presence of that most exquisitely titillating Teuton Uschi Digard, and the distractingly juicy-looking, bodaciously bonnie, blazingly boff-able terror temptress Janus Blythe! Being overtly critical of dopey Drive-In fare like CB Hustlers makes bout as much sense as knocking Pabst Blue Ribbon for its lack of quaffable finesse. The film's more prosaic elements are frequently revivified by the electric scenes with bouncy Blythe and triumphantly top-heavy teaser Uschi Digard, and her dynamically Double D'd distractions! I am quite open about my frequent lapses of taste, but as I am solely answerable to myself, enjoying peek-a-boo bobbins like CB Hustlers isn't anything that I'll lose much sleep over. I have always earnestly believed that true B-Movie beauty resides in the eye of the beholder, and CB Hustlers is replete with two great beauties!

'if we didn't have pussies, you'd have to work for a living!!!!!'