Lady Street Fighter (1977) – James Bryan.
Voluptuous, Villain vexing vamp Rene Harmon is one ferociously fatal femme in heroically high impact, kitten heeled Kung Fu fever dream Lady Street Fighter! The only way this persistently punch-packed, Karate-clotted extravaganza could be any more indelibly 70s would be if it came with a novelty Harry Reams moustache, iron-on 'Stoned again' decal, and luridly plush wall carpeting for a pussy sweet airbrushed boogie van! Lady Street Fighter remains one smokin' hot tamale, a credulity-baiting grime capsule that deliriously transports the action cognoscenti beyond the headiest cornucopia of kaleidoscopically kooky, Ketamin-soaked Grindhouse brain slag. I'm not yet aware of awards being given for the most suggestive manipulation of a legume in a non-porno, but if that were happily to change, Renee Harmon's lingeringly lascivious abuses of a celery stick is a guaranteed rosette winner! One of the more edifying aspects of AGFA Blu-ray releases are their tantalizing obscurity, and that each pink-eyed presentation frequently includes a bonus feature, in this instance, the rapaciously recycled, torpor-inducing kung fu cocktail Revenge of The Street Fighter.
'Buxom Rene Harmon is one blissfully bellicose broad, and she can kick a lizard's ass into a cocked hat!'




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