Jodidos Kabrones (2012) -Manolito Motosierra.

'Motel Hell meets Home Cooking Hacks with Jeffrey Dahmer.'

Any splendidly skewed Spanish-speaking Gore-blaster that commences with a tantalising shot of a well-endowed, blood-spattered woman being dragged screamingly into a dingy-looking domicile deserves our undivided attention! Partners Richie (Ricardo Pastor) and Lucie (Miriam Larragay) get nefariously waylaid during their scenic hiking holiday, and they ill-fatedly end up at the Hostel from hell! Sleazy, trashy, and hella gory, Jodidos Kabrones boisterously delivers all the requisite backwoods Gore-blasting, featuring an especially brutal home birth, cruelly administered by the unutterably loathsome skell Guti (Manuel Rodriguez) that should greatly upset any midwives in the audience! Prodigiously splattery shockers that deliberately set out to provoke can frequently be a bore (Hostel), but Motosierra's unapologetically grisly mise-en-scene is often hilariously, if blackly laugh-out-loud funny. I believe overtly scatological shockers more effectively provide an additional patina of visceral disgust that other less poop-orientated cannibal chunk-blowers lack. I sympathised with Richie & Lucie's increasingly monstrous ordeal, although, truth be told, Lucie being a devilishly picante Latino hottie proved to be a deliciously distracting damsel in dementedly diabolical distress! For just shy of an hour, hardened vidiots are generously provided with a spectacularly gruesome display of bloodthirsty backwoods depravity. Final thoughts, where phook has the gloriously degenerated Jodidos Kabrones been all my life?