Friday, February 26, 2021

 'Slaughterhouse' (1987) - Rick Roessler.

Arguably one of the more sardonic Chainsaw Massacre inspired slasher movies from the 1980s, the frequently snoutrageous 'Slaughterhouse' is also generously replete with one of the most hysterically hateful psychos in the gruesomely grunting, teen-terrorizing figure of perma-sweaty sadist, Buddy! Remaining an inexplicably underappreciated 80s chunkblower, Rick Roessler's splattery black comedy gem is salty enough to satisfy all red-blooded slasher fans!

Well seasoned B-Movie maniacs will happily pig out on this extra thick slice of funky, FDA approved, gore-garlanded schlocky goodness, as the grisly-minded, perversely pig swilling, bestial blood-spiller Buddy teaches the trespassing teenagers a painfully intimate lesson in expert butchery they won't ever forget!!!! As any Weiner foolish enough to mess with Buddy's beloved hogs is beheaded for the chopping block!!! 'If y'all DARE take a midnight trip into the fear-frosted Slaughterhouse, good ol' boy Lester Bacon is always pleased to MEAT YOU!'

The limb-loppingly loopy 80s slasher 'Slaughterhouse' proved to be a pig hit with splatter-seeking, slaughter savvy horror audiences, driving them hog wild with its odoriferous, scene-stealing, spleen-creaming, skull-reaming red neck killer, wickedly wasted wise-ass teens, tooootally bodacious tunes, grisly gore gags, and bountiful blood-spillage, and, like, rilly bitching hair! What more could any truly degenerated Vidiot demand from their backwoods barmy entertainment? 

'Don't let Buddy make a Weiner out of you!' - Rosalba Demented / GialloGoblin.

'When porky pork-chopping psychopath Buddy gets mad the blood flows like swine!' - DarioLava / Gory Stories.

'Buddy's a squeal animal lover, and when he's done chewing the fat, he gets busy makin' bacon!!!' - Weirdlingwolf.

 


 

 









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