'Cecilia' (1983) - Jess Franco. 

I certainly won't beat around the bush, as my zealous appreciation of, Jess Franco's 'Cecilia' remains undimmed! The stylish sensualist's modestly budgeted, bountifully breasted, marvellously mucky celluloid confection is an eminently watchable muff-fest! This frequently maligned, glitsy-gaudy expose of sinful socialite, Cecilia's scurrilous sexscapades provides a garish cornucopia of onanistic overkill and penetratingly hole-sum erotic entertainment! While some pudenda-pounding pundits are often too 'hardon' Franco's 80s ouvre, I believe that the charmingly shunt-heavy shenanigans of middle-class, libido liberating, Cecilia (Muriel Montossé) has effectively maintained its voyeuristic allure.

Happily, Franco's crudely investigatory camera leaves very little to the viewers fevered imagination! This fabulously fleshly 80s fantasy pleasingly has the good sense to make the very most of the pulchritudinous presence of effortlessly enchanting, sinfully statuesque Euro-starlet, Muriel Montossé. These fabulously frothy, bonk-heavy interludes finds recidivist flesh-addict, Franco at his moist voluptuously vainglorious! 'Cecilia' is scintillating softcore smut, seamily stimulating and pleasantly degrading at the same time, which is far more five finger friendly movie entertainment than a nimble-wristed wretch such as I deserves.

'Jess Franco's Cecilia is enticingly endowed with one of the sweetest openings in 'lotion picture' history!' - Weirdlingwolf.