'Ironheart' (1992) - Robert Clouse.
As far as I can gather, I seem to be one of the very few B-Movie bell ends that genuinely appreciates mountainously muscly martial arts maniac, Bolo Yeung's steel-thewed, iron-hearted, amusingly flatulent 90s actioner 'Ironheart', perhaps it is only because I got scrambled eggs for brains! Ha!!!! Only yolking, as you don't need any kind of functioning brain batter to joyously appreciate, Robert Clouse's majestic misfire 'Ironheart'. This triple-cheese-a-tronic B-movie bomb-lette reeks deliciously in all the most delectably odoriferous ways! I'm not too sure where I'm actually going with all the rotten egg references, but eggy way you slice it, 'Ironheart' is one cluckingly inept martial arts mong-fest! Just to reiterate, this is in no way, shape, or form a credible action movie, as the not inconsiderable entertainment value of watching 'Ironheart' derides almost exclusively from its chucklesome excess of conspicuous crapitude!
'Iron-Fart only the pong will survive!!!!' - Weirdlingwolf.
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