Sunday, January 30, 2022

'Count Yorga' (1970) – Bob Kelljan.

Any wine-denying, Graveyard digging, cellar creepin', vintage horror fan can always Count on the diabolically dapper 'Death Master' Yorga (Robert Quarry) to be one of the more aggressively antisocial, arterially astute, jugular jacking, carotid crimping, femoral flushing bloodsucking fiends of the sin-scintillated silver scream! 'Count Yorga' is an elegantly eerie, righteously turned on, fright-sized, B-Movie night bite that'll turn your fear-flocked fleshly protuberances bone white! While eternally temperate, the murderously bad tempered, morbidly moonlit, tomb-trashing tyrant Yorga remains a terrifyingly toothsome nocturnal neck-nipper with a terrible thirst for the more lurid libation that warmly flows so freely in your veins!!! A strikingly studly, skin-prickingly sinister, plasma purloining savage who silently stalks his blackened nocturnal domain in order to cruelly administer his profane acts of bestial blood-letting! A magisterially menacing midnight movie madman whose rabidly transfixing animal magnetism shall draw you inexorably to your bloody doom!!! Bravura B-Movie maestro Bob Kelljan's groovy-booby, Grisly-Gothic, cobweb creepy, blissfully batty, regally wrong-headed 'Count Yorga' just might be tomb much Vampire for your timorous throat to bare!

 

 














 

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