Sunday, January 30, 2022

'Count Yorga' (1970) – Bob Kelljan.

Any wine-denying, Graveyard digging, cellar creepin' horror fan can always Count on the diabolically dapper 'Death Master' Yorga (Robert Quarry) to deliver a ferociously femoral flushing fright! Disarmingly urbane and luridly insane, 'Count Yorga' is an elegantly eerie, morbidly moonlit, righteously turned on throat tippler! The perversely plasma purloining prince remains a terrifyingly toothsome nocturnal neck-nipper with a terrible thirst for the salty claret that flows so copiously in your veins!!! This strikingly studly, skin-prickingly sinister, artery aggravating aristocrat silently stalks his blackened domain in order to pleasurably administer his wanton acts of bestial blood-letting! A magisterially menacing midnight movie madman whose terminally transfixing animal magnetism shall draw you inexorably to your blood-soaked doom!!! Bravura B-horror maestro Bob Kelljan's groovy-booby, Grisly-Gothic, cobweb creepy, regally wrong-headed 'Count Yorga' just might be tomb much Vampire for your timorous throat to bare!

'Quarry's sardonically claret-supping Count is of the more jubilantly jugular jacking, cruelly carotid crimping bloodsuckers of the sin-scintillated silver scream!'



  














 


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