Tuesday, April 23, 2024

 

'Crocodile' (2000) Tobe Hooper.

Crock N' Roll!!!! Horror maestro Tobe Hooper's killer creature feature 'Crocodile' crocks rilly hard, dude! This swamp stalking behemoth has a killer Smile, golden hypnotic eyes and a HUGE appetite for your life! The boozy spring breakers are eminently edible, the CGI is a crock, but the sublime animatronic K.N.B crocodile is a propah beast!!!

 'Tooth is stranger than fiction!' - Weirdlingwolf.


 

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