Tuesday, April 23, 2024

'Shark Attack' (1999)  - Bob Misiorowski.

South African Shark Attack movies rock!!!!
 
It has to be said that Casper Van Dien is on handsomely heroic form in part 1. I always thought that there was something fishy 'bout CGI fishes, so it's kinda dishy to see some real fishies! (sadly, there are a few in part2)'Some fin is very wrong with these sharks!' It goes without saying that chum shark movies are better than others! In these Great White infested waters, it's gill or be killed! 3 puns for the price of one! BOOM!!!!!!
 

 

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